Oops
Boo! here lizard lizard
I've been chasing geckoes for twenty minutes. Up and down the front yard and under the sandbags. I even chased them behind the generator where I got stuck because my body armor makes me all bulky.
But I forgot that security has to babysit me whenever I'm outside the house.
So six huge dudes who can kill with a swizzle stick and face death on a regualr basis watched me run up and down the street giggling "here lizard lizard, I'ma git you!"
This wouldn't have been so bad but one of the guys came up and said: " Would you be willing to chase them inside the house so we can go off duty, sir?"
ah shit. I'll never live this down. Thankfully, if I drink more I might forget it...
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ps: I promise I'll write something about the heat tomorrow.
pps.: you wimps.
ppps: yeah, I said it. Come and get me!